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_{[hi I am unconscious(?) on your bed]}

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What- HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?!

[hi we are shoving you off now]

_{[inactive thunk]}

WAKE UP DAMN YOU! [NUDGE. NUDGE. ~~KICK.]~~

_{[there is a faint flicker of activity, as-]}

system internal gyrostabiliser detecting movement, requesting unit restart.
monitor confirms, commencing system restart.

...

RESTART FAILURE (#419 internal battery power below required activation borderline)
monitor confirms failed system restart. Gyrohandler cleared.

Edited 2011-10-22 00:43 (UTC)

ARE YOU AWAKE YET?! [YELLING DIRECTLY IN YOUR EAR]

_{[is she balls]}

system audio input manager detecting event, requesting unit restart.
monitor confirms, commencing system restart.

...

RESTART FAILURE (#419 internal battery power below required activation borderline)
monitor confirms failed system restart. Audio input handler cleared.

Edited 2011-10-22 00:46 (UTC)

[MORE YELLING. AND ~~KICKING~~ NUDGING.]

system audio input manager detecting event, requesting unit restart.
system internal gyrostabiliser detecting movement, requesting unit restart.
monitor confirms, commencing system restart.

...

RESTART FAILURE (#419 internal battery power below required activation borderline)
monitor assert; three-time activation request within override period. commencing system restart.

Vocaloid Lily Unit #01 rebooting, please wait.

[WHY U TAKING FOREVER TO WAKE UP]

_{[she's... sort of awake? sort of...]}

Warning! Extreme low power scenario in Central System Core! Unable to activate all internal systems! Seek power outlets immediately!

What! What the hell does that mean!? [best with tech, yeaaaaah]

_{[sluggishly pushes herself up]}

...it means... I'm nearly out of power...

... Ohhhhhh. Okay. Right.

[dragging you to an outlet now]

_{[doesn't resist]

...whossat. whossthere?}

I am gonna kick your ass once you're coherent enough to actually respond properly.

yer movin' slow...

LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!! [FINE HERE, AN OUTLET]

_{[it couldn't be more obvious she hasn't seen it]

yer all jittery

s'wierd...}

You're so hopeless, jeez! [fffff gets a cable or something and plugs her into the outlet??]

_{[yep, pretty much]}

Unit recharging. Estimated time to full reactivation (2:13)

_{....m'sorry...}

[aaaugh. we'll just flop over on top of you and wait then.]

_{[just sort of stares at nothing in particular, occasionally waving her arm around like trying to snatch at things in mid-air]}

Edited 2011-10-22 01:18 (UTC)

[THAT'S KINDA CREEPY, STOP THAT.]

_{[eventually...]}

Unit reactivated

-Asfgh!

ABOUT TIME! [THWAP]

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