Pretend I posted this earlier

[synthedmelody]

...

N'body remembered my birthday...

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[rankaloid]

Hey there, Tuna! Why the long face? [HOW COULD ANYBODY BE SAD WITH ~ME~ AROUND??]

[synthedmelody]

G-GUMI?! [BRB FALLING BACKWARDS OFF BENCH]

[rankaloid]

That's right! The one and only! [*kira kira*]

[synthedmelody]

[BUT THERE'S MORE THAN ONE AROUND HERE

Also ow rubbing the back of her head.]

W-What are you doing here?!

[rankaloid]

How could I not be here? [8D??]

[synthedmelody]

I...

I thought you had more important things to do...

[and you're not even her Gumi... orz]

[rankaloid]

Of course I have important things to do! But I've gotta make room in my schedule for my fans, right??

[synthedmelody]

o-of course...

[rankaloid]

So cheer up! I'll even give you a free autograph!

[synthedmelody]

i-it's not you...

[rankaloid]

Eh?? I'm Gumi!

[synthedmelody]

[wait what is she saying-] I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT IT'S NOTHING!

[rankaloid]

Whooaaaa there, Tuna!

[synthedmelody]

[DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY-]

I'msorryI'mbeingconfusingthere'snothingwrongandit'snotyouit's-

[synthedmelody]

Wait... I'm not Tuna!

[rankaloid]

That's your character item, isn't it? [8Db]

[synthedmelody]

T-Then shouldn't I be calling you carrot[?!?]

[rankaloid]

Don't be silly! I'm Gumi!

[synthedmelody]

T-Then I'm Luka!

[rankaloid]

Of course, of course! Luka!

[synthedmelody]

[FOR A MOMENT SHE IS BEAMING LIKE A THOUSAND SUNS-]

[synthedmelody]

[-except you still neglected her birthday]

S-So. What did you want?

[rankaloid]

I saw your sad face and thought, hey! No one should be sad when I'm in the vicinity! So what's bugging you, Tuna?

[synthedmelody]

[ORZ. Gumi...]

You really forgot...?

[rankaloid]

... You mean your birthday? [SHE REMEMBERED, SHE JUST THOUGHT IT WASN'T TERRIBLY IMPORTANT /stabbed]

[synthedmelody]

-You did remember?! [8D]

[rankaloid]

What do you think? [/sparkle]

[synthedmelody]

U-Um... didn't-er-knew you'd-erm... [tonguetied tonguetied aaaa]

[rankaloid]

Here you go! Consider it a token of appreciation for being a good sport!

[...... it's a carrot. with an autographed piece of paper.]

[synthedmelody]

[s-staring at that IS SHE SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT OR WHAT AREN'T THEY PARTNERS NO WAIT different Gumi aaaaaa what does she do-]

[rankaloid]

[WELL IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S EXPECTING YOU TO]

[synthedmelody]

[T-TAKING THE CARROT THEN man what is she even meant to do with this...]

[rankaloid]

[TREASURE IT!

and eat it before it goes limp]

[synthedmelody]

[right this is the best christmas cake ever

She doesn't even have anywhere to put it so... yep, just sort of holding onto it...]

[rankaloid]

[.... THUMBS UP]

[synthedmelody]

[A-AWKWARDLY RETURNING?!]

[rankaloid]

[EXCCCCCELLENT]

[synthedmelody]

[SOB.]